So…
June 5, 2008
So, I’m now living in Athens, Ohio, this little college town of amaaaazingness. It’s so wonderful. Best graffiti(near The Union), great coffee(Donkey), wondermous food(The Diner, O’Betty’s, Salaam, Casa Nueva, Chipotle, and right here in Barbra’s kitchen). And its just so cute and hippie-ish. All the stoners people are very cool and nice and offer you cigarettes, “potatoes”, rides, miscellaneous tie-dyed material, or drinks. In fact, the only douchebags are the college frat-bastards, all of which should be going home soonish.
I also officially have a job as a sous-chef at Salaam, a Turkish/Middle-Eastern restaurant downtown. (SQUEESQUEESQUEE) It’s amazing. Today’s my first official day, but I helped out yesterday evening, just washing dishes and meeting some of the cooks/servers. And today were making stuff with phyllo (the dough used in Baklava). The owners are amazing; Mark and Hillary are basically like: wear anything you want, dye your hair blue and green, pierce your eyelids -it doesn’t matter as long as you don’t wear open-toed shoes (heavy shit + hot food + klutzy people = NO!) and wrist jewelry (because it can catch on fire and other bad stuff). So, I can wear whatever I want and be amazing and cook cool Turkish food for hippies, vegetarians, and vegans, which is most of Athens’ population.
I’ve only met one other chef, besides Barbra and Morganna, though. He’s this amazing gay black guy named Dennis, but everyone calls him Brown Suga’, because “Dennis is my slave-name” -quoth Brown Suga’. He’s such a sweetheart, and we made fun of Morganna together. He’s great.
So yeah, I’m getting paid to have stressful-cool fun and wake up at 8:30 in the morning on Saturday to make hummus and Turkishcoffeeespresso sweets. I can’t wait. So, yeah. More later I guess. Maybe I’ll update more often. I have to get ready to go make phyllo-pastry stuff. Hope everyone is still being amazing.
Oh, and I’ve decided to dye the underside of my hair pink!
June 5th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
YAY FOR YOU!!
I get to spend the next two years or so doing school!
I literally about pissed myself when I saw that I had comments. Like, straight up. I ran to my bath room. I RAN! YOU FUCKIN’ MADE ME RUN!
…anyways…thanks for the comments. Not my fault I write like I do….lovely comment on Junesong Reprise by the way.
Who compytron are you using, why did I just say compytron?
Anyways when are you coming back?
You should call sometime or some shit.
And yeah, my pool opened last weekend. ^_____________^!! Smile for being creepy!
June 5th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
Thats’ supposed to be Whose or something like that.
June 5th, 2008 at 9:51 pm
Hey…what happened to your Homer interview. I was gonna copy, paste, and print that. And frame it somewhere in my/your house.
June 6th, 2008 at 10:17 am
…i miss you!
go read my edublog. next week i might be going to north carolina, and i might decide to just stay down there.
June 6th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
I totally spammed this thing.
Hahaha…oh well.
June 7th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Do Lindsey and I have to come down to Athens and teach Brown Suga’ that you already have two top fags.
June 9th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
To my “two top fags”:
Dennis is amazing, and it is true that the gheys flock to me, but he has a fag-hag, who lives with him and two other people. They are beautiful and fun and amazing. So…to the both of you, and by both I mean Jeremy, chill the hell out! Though you will both someday come with me to Athens so that you may witness the amazingness of this town. Chill. I’ll be home in like three weeks.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
How am I, sorry WE, coming to you pray tell?
So…when you come home we, me and you, are going to go see Wall-E.
…fine other people are…allowed.