Jeremy:
1. Why is your mom getting “bitchy” about your birthday? What do you mean by bitchy? Angry? Excited?
2. Since when is Iman in Pakistan? She has fag-hag duties that she cannot complete if she is in Pakistan. I’m gonna have a talk with that girl…
3. Ok, I don’t care who’s birthday this happens on, as long as it happens. What we could do, is go to the Brick House one day, and then the following day, have everyone over for movies or something… We could do it at my house, if it’s a mid-day thing, and everyone goes home… I just don’t know how The Evil Presence will feel about it. (Pretty good I hope, because she apparently misses me…)
4. We are going to invite anyone and everyone (to the Brick House) that we can think of, that isn’t a complete asshole. We should all make lists, and then compile them and then weed out the people that warrant an “OHHELLNOH!”
5. I think we should do the same list thing( for the BGBB), but be terribly exclusive. We need all the gays that we can stand to be there. I think we need to go the mall and talk about this, without anyone else. Like, invite them, but tell them to come later…
6. I will tell people that they can’t come to the exclusive VIP party afterwards. And I will do it with a smile on my face, because I know that I don’t have to talk to them again at some mysterious future point if i so choose. You, however, may have to. So, I’ll do it, because I’ve been working in a kitchen for a month, and it kind of turns you into a blunter, more honest, version of yourself. So, I’m basically the same, but it’s easier for me to fly off the handle if someone doesn’t say… pick up their goddamned food for fifteen fucking minutes while you’re ringing the goddamned bell for the entire fifteen fucking minutes, Lara… Sorry… there’s a server at work that doesn’t pick up her food on time and therefore minimizes work space and therefore pisses all the cooks off. </rant>
7. I think that Iman, Joscelyne, and Amber should come. Why not? If Amber does have a crush on me or whatever, then she will keep her thoughts and hands to herself, or I’ll punch her. Simple as that. I will also not talk to her about her love life or her “confusing thoughts” while at the party. I’ll be happy to discuss it elsewhere, though. On her time, not mine. And I might charge her. I don’t know…
LindSAY:
1. I would love to have it at your house. That would be brilliant. I could cook foods, and then take it to your house and we can all dfvbnreqdh sdipxsf Sorry. There is a kitten who is trying to prevent amuytelf me from writing this. Anyway, Having it at your house would be ideal.
2. I love the idea of having our BGBB at Kanawha State Forest. Where we can, you know, dance about like idiots (again) and have happy picture time. So, that’s a great idea. What we could do, instead of CD’s, is have speakers that can function with our various iPod/Zune/MP3 player bits. Which, makes more sense because nobody listens to CD’s anymore. Unless you’re me…
3. I like the ‘not enough room’ idea, but I was just going to be blunt and tell them they just weren’t exclusive enough.
4. I want Rin there, too. I miss that girl something terrible. The Situation does need to be dealt with. And, she is talking about living with me and Chris by next summer. I don’t want to. I agreed, admittedly, then realized how terribly this would get on my nerves (as they’re attached at the, you know, mouth). But… I haven’t had the heart to tell her over the phone. So, I get to really hurt her feelings when I get back. I hope she yells at me, so I can understand better. I just have this feeling that she’s going to be like “Oh. Ok.” and then cry about it later. Which, would make me feel like I just ran over her puppy or something.
5. YAY! LISTS!!! Everything is so much easier when there are lists.
6. I will be happy to make cupcakes and other little treats, I think we should ask everyone who’s coming what kind of this they like and what kind of that they like, then ask for donations and then go to SaveALot and buy off-brands, then put them in bowls and nobody will ever know. Damn. I’m cheap.
7. Why were you “totally gay” right then?
Hope this has helped. More later. I have to shower and go to work.
…
Lindsey, when you do get a job, I expect that you’ll be saying that an awful lot. It’s so much fun to tell someone you can’t do something because you have to work. Its… its just a great feeling.
Love you guys so much my brain hurts!!
June 27th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
1. Bitch as in annoying me about what I want to do, if I’m going to go eat at a restaurant, who’s coming, and shit like that. It’s annoying, therefore I classify it as bitchy.
2. She goes there every summer to get filled with the brown enigma. And to get skinny…. and I guess to visit family. That just made me think of a touch of pink which just made me think of the attractive british guy and that one Indian guy. Now I’m thinking of Kerry Grant.
3. Not a question.
4. We’ll just do this at the mall over Star Bucks and stuff at the food court.
5. I’m not big on the whole… “Let’s Invite People To The Mall Later” idea. I think that only us three should discuss this and no one else. Well… except for Danielle… because it’s Danielle.
6. You do that. /norant/
7. I don’t think Amber should come. I think that the BGBB should just involve people that we’ve known for awhile, or at least more than a year.
‘Kay. I’m done.
June 27th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
“5. I’m not big on the whole… “Let’s Invite People To The Mall Later” idea. I think that only us three should discuss this and no one else. Well… except for Danielle… because it’s Danielle.”
I meant: that we get there at one point, and if everyone else wants to come and hang out and be awesome, then great; they can come later. And Danielle can come too.
“7. I don’t think Amber should come. I think that the BGBB should just involve people that we’ve known for awhile, or at least more than a year.”
Ok. Do you mean she shouldn’t come to any of it, some of it, or what? Just the show? I do NOT want her at the BGMN. Period. I think that she would feel like discussing something not pertaining to the movie in the middle of To Wong Foo. Which you just DON’T EVER do. Or I kill you. Slowly.
However, she could go to the thing at the Brick House. I wouldn’t care about that. ‘Cause I’d be slamming about and being oblivious to her problems.
‘Kay. I’m done too.
June 27th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
Okay, that’s better.
We’ll be there like an hour and people will come in like a tornado.
I mean that she shouldn’t come to the movie part. I don’t care about her coming to the Brick house.
June 28th, 2008 at 5:32 am
By the way… for the BGBB or the Forest part… potatoes would be AMAZING!
June 28th, 2008 at 11:07 am
1. Guys, you know what our friends are like; we’re going to have to not tell anyone about us going to the mall or people are going to want to come earlier with us, especially since Brittney’s been gone and I haven’t gone out with anybody lately. I think what it’s going to come down to is the three of us having a pow-wow at one of our houses, or just the three of us going to the mall completely. If we go to the mall earlier on a Saturday, you KNOW we’re going to run into someone. Now, if we do the mall thing, I do think that we should have Danielle on hand with us, because she can keep a secret and she’s usually the voice of reason in our bunch.
2. And yes, no Amber at the BGMN. Yes to the Brickhouse, and depending on y’all’s feelings about it, the BGBB.
3. I think for all of our VIPs (lol, this is starting to sound like an episode of Sweet Sixteen, ew), we should get invitations or something like it about a week in advance. Either that, or spread word that there might be a special party, and then at the Brickhouse, give them something small, cheap and kind of silly to signify that they’re invited- I was thinking we could get rubber duckies, or some other silly little toy that would could get lots of for cheap. Next time I go to WalMart, I’ll look at invitation cards. Hopefully, we can find some with rainbows.
4. I think the best way we can approach this, is to have a sleep over at my house, just me, Brittney, and Rin, and we can talk it out with her, and then make her happy by watching one of my gay movies, or Sweeney Todd, because, hello, you can’t be upset when you’re watching a Johnny Depp movie.
5. Honey, if you had heard the way I was thinking that, you would have thought I was the gay male Elle Woods.
June 28th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
Well okay.
If we have this at a house, I vote Brittney’s cause I’m not too sure that Miss Darla will let her leave the house till August or so.
I vote no at the movie part.
Well it is my 16th B-day. Whoo! Lol… duckies! That reminded me of Charlotte, I miss her. Her and her triple D’s tits.
Well someone’s going have to call me or comment me on how that goes. I would rather be there, but I don’t think that Nathan would want me spending he night. Nor your mom, but I doubt that she thinks that we’re going to have sex, but my mom would. Lol… that reminded me of on the Germany trip when if I went into Brittney’s and Erica’s room that signified that Brittney and I were having sex. Lol.
Well okay then.
June 28th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
By house, I mean the making of lists.
June 28th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
The night.
June 29th, 2008 at 7:38 am
GO HERE!!!!!
http://www.stuffblackpeoplelikeblog.com/
June 29th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Ok. Making lists at my house would be fine. We could make lists, I’d cook, then we could watch movies. It’d be great.
I like the ducks idea. I would also love to hand out something with penguins on them. Just a slip of a paper or something.
Something that is bothering me though: What if we want someone to come to the Brick House and the movie night, but not to the foresty bit? Or to the foresty bit and the movie night, but not the Brick House? The main people that is sticking out in my mind are Joscelyne and Rachel. I just can’t see them having fun at the Brick House; likewise I can’t see Chris Wilcher having fun at gay movie night. How should we handle these situations? I mean, we can just rationally talk to the person, but in my mind this seems kind of mean.
Also, Jeremy, Nathan would kill himself if you spent the night. Annnd… I think it’s something that me and Lindsey, and maybe Danielle, need to talk to Rin about everything with only us.
Annnnnnnd……. why did you stay up all night looking at websites about black people? (HAHAHA!!! WE HAVE THAT HOT SAUCE AT MY HOUSSSEE!!!!) I just assumed that you stayed up all night, because I can’t see you being awake enough to function let alone use a comuter at 7:38 without having to.
Or… maybe that’s just me.
June 29th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Penguin thing like this:
http://macgreen.deviantart.com/art/Little-Penguin-40155900
So cute and disturbing. Like us.
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OHMAIGAWD!!! I just want to vomit this thing is cute:
http://jadesomeone.deviantart.com/art/Squid-squid-14762629
The second one is courtesy of Morganna, who knew how cute it was and therefore showed it to me!!
June 29th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Hee, we are cute and disturbing!
I went to Walmart and looked at their invitations, and well, they didn’t have any that looked like us, so I think what we should do is find some blank cards in a solid color (I’m thinking, hell, this is a ghey party, let’s get black, and put glitter allllll over it to make it look like a disco ball!).
June 30th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Okay.
I wasn’t serious about the sleepover thing, I don’t want to deal with stuff like that, BECAUSE I DON’T CARE!! Unless it pertains to me.
Yesterday I stayed up about 20 hours. From 11:34 in the evening on Saturday to 9 in the evening on Sunday.
It was fun because I got to say Whitney building stuff with no shirt on.
I’m not cute. I’m fabulous and disturbing.
July 1st, 2008 at 5:56 am
Hey.
I have AIM now.
My screen name is glassdoll1
Kay.
July 1st, 2008 at 2:34 pm
HEY!
Your thing is like mine now!
COPYCAT!
July 1st, 2008 at 5:26 pm
What do you want for your birthday.
Screw trying to surprise you. I don’t know what you want.
And no, I can’t find you a guy because when ever I go out by my self alone all the ugly straight guys come out and their all “NASTY NASTY! Let’s be NAAASTY” so yeah.
Give me loves for my 16th BIRTHDAY!
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Chris needs you to get four other people to bring 20’s to the Foret part of the BGBB.
July 2nd, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Yeah well… whenever I go out by myself all the cute gay boys come out and they’re all like “ADORABLE ADORABLE! Let’s be GAY and ADORABLE to taunt you, you silly girl.” Maybe finding cute gay guys is my superpower. However, I think yours is a little wonky. I find you cute gay men, you find me cute straight men. That’s how it should work… but NOOO!!
Are we talking about Chris Wilcher, Chris? If so, are we talking 20’s… as in potatoes? Or money? Or what?
I don’t know what I want for my birthday. You know, I was focused so much on planning this, I totally forgot that I should buy you all presents. Damn. I feel stupid. I don’t know. I really just want to see everyone again right now. Let me get home and stop missing everyone so much, and then I’ll tell you.
What do you want? I kind of know what I want to get you, and I definitely know what I’m getting Lindsey… I don’t know. Tell me what you want, that is within reason, and I’ll try to get it. And you are getting a substantial present. I already love you; that doesn’t count.
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:54 am
Well, I have an idea of what I’m going to get Brittney. I’m going to put together something for both of you, and then get both of you different presents. However…it’s Jeremy I’m having problems with.
July 3rd, 2008 at 6:43 am
Yes it’s Janet. And in ‘tatoes.
Uhhh….. shit. I really don’t care what people get me. This is my big problem. I don’t know. We’ll go see a movie and you can buy me Nachos or something.
As for Lindsey… you can buy the drinks.
Well there we go, now we need to see what the other people are going to get us.
July 3rd, 2008 at 6:55 am
Heeeh, I don’t know about that. If I can get a job and get my mom to get drinks, maybe. But she won’t buy alcohol with her own money for you guys, because, well, y’all aren’t even 18. I believe my mom is one of those people who are against the whole 21 rule anyway.
I think what we should do is wait until a week before all this goes down, and send out bulletins on myspace. those who really know us, will probably already have ideas.
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Uhhh…. I meant like a medium Mountain Dew when you, me, and Brittney go and see Wall-E.
I don’t know where alcohol came from.
July 3rd, 2008 at 2:48 pm
….lol i thought you were talking about at the party!
July 3rd, 2008 at 3:27 pm
BRITTNEY!!
BECKY’S TRYING TO STEAL YOUR “LO SEINTO” THING!
She’s not even doing it right.
She said IN the sentence, not BEFORE it.
What is wrong with this bitch?!
*Said in an obnoxious whiny voice*
July 3rd, 2008 at 6:34 pm
Ugh. Let’s not invite Becky to any of our birthday stuff.
July 3rd, 2008 at 7:30 pm
I love the alarm I can sense in your voice at this grave error of the annoying one’s ways.
We’ll talk about Becky when I get home.
“Because, lo siento, I can’t talk about it right now, k?”
July 4th, 2008 at 7:59 am
This is why I’m attracted to the albino kid at school who’s not actually an albino.
http://photos-390.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v256/141/28/654310390/n654310390_3160587_8114.jpg
July 4th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Oh…I see. Well… that’s a good reason.
I don’t know, I still don’t think he’s THAT attractive. But of course, I’ve been exposed to people like Dan, Galen, and Mark for a month, so… really, silly little “albino” kid has no chance.
I’ll explain when I get home. Except for Dan, whom I am posting about when i get enough courage and convince myself I’m not being creepy.
July 4th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Your creepy, deal with it.
July 4th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
There’s a reason for this though. And I’m not THAT creepy. Maybe. I hope. I guess.
July 4th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
Honey, your friends with me for a reason.
Not just because you would live a wonderful life if we weren’t friends, can’t have that, but because all three of our weirdness attracted each other.
And because you would lack someone to bitch with and that’s just wrong.
July 5th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
I know that, and I appreciate your bitchiness -for without it, I am not sure I’d survive. And my life wouldn’t be nearly as wonderful and funny if you weren’t there to make catty and snide comments about it, so…
July 6th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
My catty snide comments is the sun light in your ever depressing world of rainbow cupcakes.
July 6th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
…damnit I want a cupcake!
July 6th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
Lindsey said damnit and didn’t lose the game.
BUT BRITTNEY JUST DID!
July 6th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
damnit, i lost the game!
thanks bitch!
July 7th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
^______________^!
July 7th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
^ FAT ASIAN BABY!!!!