Drama
July 7, 2008
I hate relationships. I really do. Because Rin is being clingy to Chris and telling me all this weird personal shit, and James is being clingy to Morganna and she’s telling me all this personal shit. I just… I really don’t want a relationship in the classic sense. I don’t even want a relationship in the unconventional sense. I don’t know, sue me for being emotional and shit, but I don’t want to deal with fucked-up drama courtesy of someone I like enough to spend time with, a.k.a. a significant other.
This post really boils down to: I don’t want to talk about your relationships with you, because I don’t want to talk about my (wish-they-were) relationships. I don’t want to know about cemeteries and blow-jobs and anal sex and latex gloves and how throwing you against a wall is a turn-on. I just want to crawl into a black hole and die when people (Rin and Morganna) try to talk about this to me.
I don’t care if you gush about how much you like the person or whatever, but please, as far as talking about sex with me: keep it in your (pants?) relationship. I’m ok with talking about sex, it doesn’t embarass me, its just… when its at such a personal level (see latex gloves and anal sex) I don’t want to talk to you about that, because I know you. I would be more comfortable talking to a random person off the street about their sex life than I would if I were to talk about that kind of thing with the people I truly care about. Its just if I know both people involved in the sex, I get flaily and weird and awkward. I don’t want to know what you do on your own time, with your person, and your toys.
I wish I had more guy friends, that only want to talk about things that don’t make me flail about and make *ick* faces. Lindsey, make your straight-man side be really good friends with me, so that we can talk about hockey and punching people and chugging drinks.
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In other news: The bit about Dan is posted in one of my LJs. So… here: (haha! should’ve been faster)
This link will be removed after I get comments from both of you, because there are just some things that I don’t want certain people to read and know. I’ll tell you who the certain people are later. Much, much, much later. A.K.A. Like… tomorrow or Wednesday.
Also. I’ll be going to visit The Ridges with Morganna, Barbra, Kendra, and Dan today. I’ll explain later tonight. When I get back. Go here: [ http://www.forgottenoh.com/Ridges/ridges.html ] At the bottom, there is a link that says: Hauntings. Go there, too! *wicked, demonic smile*
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July 7th, 2008 at 11:41 am
Would you like to talk about my sex life?
Anyways. I know what your talking about, I didn’t want to know that Morgonna liked it up the bootay. While wearing gloves. That’s just something you don’t talk about.
Well I’m going to go and copy that link about Dannie and post it somewhere on the interwebs.
July 7th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Damn, girl, how many ljs do you have? I’ve never even heard of this one of yours!
Don’t pull an Eva and start dating 32 year old men, no matter how hot they are. If you do that, you will turn into a disgusting fat whore who posts pictures of herself looking like a p0rn star on myspace.
Straight-man Lindsey likes to chug beer and stare at chicks with big boobies.
July 7th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
You do realize that since we put the link in our address bar, we can get to eat anytime we want don’t you?
July 7th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
I bookmarked it.
I’ma post it on my site.
Better yet, I’m going to send it to Mr. Lilly on his site.
*EVIL LAUGH/SNAP*
July 7th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
Just kidding about the bookmarking.
July 8th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Jeremy: No, I don’t want to talk about your sex life. I never said Morganna liked it -what was the phrase… ah, yes- “up the bootay” and I never said she wore gloves while doing it either. Yes, it is something you NEVER talk about. If you actually did copy the link, I’ll probably burst into tears and punch you in the face. You should also go look at the page now; LJ say “No more shall you see this post unless you are Brittney herself, which you are not, foul beastie.”
Lindsey: If he didn’t look and act like he was 20, I’d be right there with you. He doesn’t look his age, at all. As far as dating him, I have a snowball’s chance in Hell. Ok? Sadly, you have nothing to worry about. And Lindsey, people don’t even see my shoulders, so the chances of me turning into some scary, cleavage bearing slut-flake are about the same as Dan asking me out for a coffee and a tumble.
July 8th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
You mentioned buttsex and gloves so I assumed.
Lol.
I can’t stop laughing at you and your non existent relationship issues.